A True Trek Conspiracy

(Cronan Thompson)

For my detractors who think I can't be serious I offer this bit of a true Trek conspiracy involving several major Trek actors and actresses.....

It all begins with Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) who once did a movie with LeVar Burton (Geordi) entitled The Supernaturals in 1986. Burton would the very next year go on to film the TNG premiere Encounter at Farpoint. TNG's first season would be considered laughable....very much like Rodney Dangerfield's movie Back to School whose cast included a spotless and very dumb looking Terry Farrell (Dax) who posed nude on several occasions like her fellow Trekette Kim Cattral (Lt. Valeris), who was attacked by Leonard Nimoy (Spock) in ST:VI. Nimoy earlier had done a western with William Shatner (Kirk). The Indians in that western looked suspiciously like Robert Beltran (Chakotay) who before getting lost with Voyager was on a terrible show named Models Inc. Denise Crosby (Yar) made a guest appearance on that show just before she made a movie involving with Armin Shimerman (Quark) who is DS9 with Michael Dorn (Worf).

Dorn was once on the soap opera Days of our Lives and so was John De Lancie (Q) who made a movie called Taking Care of Business with Gates McFadden (Crusher) who was in several soap operas in the late 60's and early 70's when TOS was still airing with Majel Barret (alot of different characters) who would later move onto play a Centauri on Babylon 5 where Walter Koenig plays a PsiCop who is fond of feeling people like Marina Sirtis (Troi) who after TNG went off the air would give voice to Demona on the cartoon Gargoyles.

Gargoyles is the hub to our little conspiracy. Here we find Brent Spiner (Data), Marina Sirtis, John Frakes (Riker), Michael Dorn, Kate (the evil one) Mulgrew, and last but not least Nichelle Nichols. This leads to every branch of the Trek universe. And guess who runs Gargoyles? DISNEY. Those power mongering bastards are out to destroy all of Trek for ever by trapping them in a cartoon world. They tried it with TOS but failed but now they are after all franchises of Trek. My fellow loyal Trekker we cannot allow this to happen we must stop them now before they succeed. I see only one way to Victory: Sacrifice Voyager. If we do this it will throw them off long enough for DS9 and First Contact to overwhelm them. I only hope there is enough time left!!!!

To see the proof of this go to the Internet Movie Database at http://us.imdb.com. Hurry, some of the info might disappear if they know we are onto them.

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