Subject: Re: RANT: Down with Teen Movie Critic (again)! From: "Cronan" Newsgroups: alt.fan.bam,alt.fan.tom-servo,rec.arts.movies.current-films,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1999 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Mortis wrote some guy calling himself Mike wrote some of the following: > >>I feel so much better now that you have shown me the light. Do you think >about dinosaurs much? I know I do! I like the big ones. Is it true that they bite? Gee, I hope not. I don't to get bitten. Well if they do >>that I should have just wrote that everyone should just calm down? That is >so blatantly obvious that I didn't think of it. "Are you gay?" is what I keep asking myself. I keep refusing to answer my own questions. It's >>an honest question not sarcasm. Or maybe I should have wrote that I also >do not believe you are gay. But gay people are OK! In this case, I just don't know if the wonderful world of 'gayity' is for me. I wish I >>understood the girl's point of view, however I just thought that she should >show more interest in dinosauria. They are so cool! Should my mother be my inspiration to be gay? Do you think that if I were gay I'd >>take some more time and effort when rating a movie? Now feel free to cut >my assorted genitalia off. Wait, no. Please remember not to take my left testicle. That's my favorite. Wait! Please don't insult or put >>down everything I said. You will probably do it anyways. > >Mortis & Mike >Master of the Unknown, KPS Friend to Himself >Nebulosis Defunctus (The Latin eating .sig didn't entirely explodiate) >"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." - Bill Clinton in his REAL State of the Union Address
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