Subject: Re: Who is D-- T-----? From: "nanorc" <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Sat, 31 Jul 1999 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Sorry I'm late... dt-----, in an attempt to drive us all mad, wrote some of the following: > Otto who am i? Complex question. I am just going to stick to the fly paper I've inserted in my rectum. That just me being > D-- T----- > > I am male age 33. Born 6/4/66. Single with no children. I do have several contagious diseases, however. I got them from what I thought was > a cat. > > My hobby is television. Second hobby is the usenet. I pretty much can't count beyond 2. This is but one of the many excuses for why I > have merged both hobbies into one. I love posting about what i will never understand. Which is why I post so often about what I > watch on tv and about tv in general. I also post to the gossip when I can find my nuts. Sometimes they just up and leave. But they return in > groups and to rec.music.country.western since i love female squirrels. Ocassionally I like to dress them up as famous transvestite > country singers. I also love gossip. I also post to other groups which will tolerate my general lameness. And even those that don't > occassionally. > > I am rather opinionated but i try not to be offensive. JMS though is a big meanie. But when you have people licking your asshole > its hard not to be. > > I also love going down to the mall every weekend. Also every Sunday I go to church and feel-up the nuns. They're soft. And every > weekend morning i go to a local fleamarket where i play Magic with a mannequin named George. He's hard and doesn't know life is > (a card game). > > I do have a FAQ which i posted about 10 months ago. Sadly i never could figure out how to work a computer. If I had I might well have > saved a copy but i know someone around here has saved a copy. I once got lost in the bathtub and found a man in purple spandex. I > am not sure who though. Could the person who saved it repost pictures of that cuddily man? I've just got to have him and > it please :) > -- > Posted via Talkway - http://www.talkway.com Where you to can avoid killfiles like a small rodent > Exchange ideas on practically anything (tm). And if you've got none we'll loan you a few! Nanorc ...I missed Cap's original post announcing the contest
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