From: "Plain and Simple Cronan" <cronan@DeathsDoor.com> Subject: THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!!!!! Date: 29 Jan 1998 00:00:00 GMT Message-ID: <email@example.com> Organization: Wierd Newsgroups: alt.impeach.clinton,alt.politics.clinton,alt.religion.kibology, alt.tv.southpark,rec.arts.tv Having become a virtual addict to the Fornigate scandal I must say that I thought nothing could surprise me. I was under the impression that after the son of the lady who suggested that Linda Tripp might want to record her conversations with someone who was possibly having an affair with someone in the White House they were out of new people to draw into the fold. I was VERY, VERY wrong. Apparently Monica Lewinsky's mother's book is about the sex life of those fat singing bastards people call The Three Tenors. In that book she claims that Kathy Lee Gifford[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] had an affair with one of those fat bastards before she married *her* cheating-heart hubby Frank. (We know that this is true because Kathy Lee took time from her busy schedule of enslaving children in South America to deny it on her show.) So to sum it all up Kathy Lee made sweet love to a person whose lurid personal life was chronicled in a book by the chick who blew the president! This means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ANYONE EXCEPT ME. P&SC
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