Subject: Re: Troy Heagy please read this! From: "Cronan" Newsgroups: alt.fan.bam,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology,rec.arts.sf.tv,rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5 Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Captain Infinity and Dan Tropea wrote *some* of these things: >>I am posting this because i think this just might >win the Nobel Prize for "The Bland Leading The Blind". Dancing naked may send the message that I'm confident in my sexuality... but it'll probably >>be the only way to get your attention. Plus the >sentient earwigs that have crawled into my brain tell me that the end times are nigh! Lord knows I couldn't lead anyone that's why >>following is good advice for everyone and i think >they should know! Talking chiggers are our BEST FRIENDS! When I burp I produce a noxious green gas that fouls the water and the air. Some say >>i speak for many other posters. >>Troy please stop these posts defending yourself. You >have misread the directions that came with your version of Usenet. I wish I'd smashed your skull with a leaden keyboard but, instead, I >>have posted about 50 odd posts since midweek defending >your right to misinterpret "shining wit" as "whining sh*t". Now do it to that nice daschund who keeps looking at you with lust. Give in to >>yourself. Why? Why are you so consumed with what >weight watching white women wear while at Wally World? Why?? When you say whiny shit, remain a drooling tard, fanboy of course some >>people post about you that you have to constantly >mine for nostril nuggets while typing, are your fingers too sticky to massage the ingrown hairs on my back, btw? Why doesn't anyone ever >>respond? > >>Troy the only person whose opinion you care about >is your psychiatrist's. Take the meds and tell yourself that his opinion may not be kosher since he conducts your sessions in the nude. Yes, this >>is your own opinion. Not mine, Cronan, Sluss, >Santa, Elvis, or other imaginary beings. Listen to the smart ones, like me! I'm so smart that sometimes evil men make fun of me. You know, like >>Captain Infinity etc. It does not matter what we >eat, it only matters what we drink. And smoke. And sometimes snort, I can't get high. My brain just evolved enough to speculate that it might >>think. It only matters what you think. >>Sometimes i have to wonder if you reading the >magazines under your Dad's mattress will frustrate you. But reading the binary newsgroups can cause eyestrain, with or without a decoder. Annoying >>newsgroups isn't actually more harmful to you then >swimming with toothless sharks. Getting a nice gum job might do you some Wrigley's Spearmint, Grape Bubblicious or even some cherry. Which is really >>good. It seems to me that you spend such an >hour in the bathroom, moaning, every day. Are you sick? You spent an odd amount of time making thumping noises too. Did you have to spend an >>incredible amount of time defending yourself that >day Pee Wee Herman beat you up. It was such a pitiful display that my little sister was tempted to jump in and save you. Right now even >>i have to wonder what you think about yourself. > >>Troy please try for one week not responding to >the Call of Nature. Hold it in. If you accidentally pass gas, ignore the burning sensation. Ass pain is natural. And pay clost attention to >>what anyone says about you. Post all you want >to "alt.test", then hit "REMOVE" to all the spam you get. But don't talk me as though I were some magnificent trolleriizer whose superbrain talks >>about sf tv, Babylon 5 whatever. Defend your >right to wear Bunny Slippers in public restrooms. Just don't share your herpes with the women you pay for sex. But that's just one of my many >>opinions, expand on your opinions etc. But try >a deodorant once in a while, okay? Whew! Stinking less might help you get a discount from the whores. It's also a known fact that it's better >>not to respond to any personal attacks. > >>If someone calls you an idiot, stupid whatever >they might say, just reply "But Mama! Don't you love me?" Then silently roll her over to prevent the bed sores from smelling. Please get her to >>ask yourself whether or not it matters what they >think; the DSS says they can't beat you any more. But does your real mom have the same incontinence problem? Perhaps that's why she still refuses to >>think of you? > >>Sure i think we all fall for that trap every once >in a blue moon, while hunting snipe. I go snipe hunting myself once I eat the honeycomb tripe I get at Kroger every once (okay, twice) >>in a while but the key is to always ask yourself >"Am I naked enough? Should I shave my head, too?" Anyway, what does it all mean? Perhaps I should chop off my toes. Come on, really, >>does it matter what the other posters thinks about >Babylon 5 and Crusade? All that really matters is that they talk about Buffy: The Vampire Slayer as though Whedon is god. That's why they hate >>you. Yes it matters if they disagree with the >good posters like Timmy and AL2048, but those posts are always about the projection of an inferiority complex. Yet another good reason to avoid the >>subject matter but not the personal stuff. > > >>I think we can all learn from your posts the >last ten years here: personal stuff is what's important. It's of primary schools and their lack of guns that I wish to speak. They teach nothing of >>importance only believing in what we think of >good books like "Curious George". You and I should only pay attention to the loves that grows between us. We should marry this very second. For >>ourselves and not what others think. > > >>Troy if you respond i will not respond back. I have >forgotten how to breath. I'll be dead by sunset. But at least I know that sometime I will win Ben Stein's money. WWS and LisaB already >>said my peace. Captain Cronan Tropea ...of the kamikaze huh squad!
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