<Turbolift doors open and Janeway steps out to the standard bridge crew>
Janeway: <moves toward seat> Chakotay, what is the status on the antimatter generator?
Paris turns around, Kim and Tuvok: <stunned into silence>
Chakotay: It is al....<looks up> What the hell?
Janeway: Is there a problem? <turns to look at Paris after looking at Kim and Tuvok>
Kim: errrrr... <goes wobbly at the knees>
Tuvok: Captain are you aware you are, to use a coloquilism, naked as a Jaybird.
Janeway: Yuppers, and I don't see a problem. After all I still have my rank insignia on.
Chakotay: But it is were you have them. Do you really think a smiley face in that spot is appropriate?
<female crew members are rolling on the floor laughing, male crew members are staring>
Kim: <faints dead away>
Janeway: What was that?
Tuvok: Paris almost rammed an asteroid.
Paris And I'd do it again if I could watch her jiggle that way.<brings ship to full stop>
Chakotay: Captain are you all right?
Janeway: Yuppers, and I feel I have liberated my soul.
Nameless crewman: That ain't all she liberated.
Crewwoman: That's a bitchin tatoo.
Janeway: Yeah, I had the doc put it on
Same crewwoman: How did he make it jump from one to the other like that??
<Kim begins getting up with help from a different crewwoman who is still laughing hysterically>
Paris: God, what I wouldn't give for a holorecorder and Romulan Ale right now.
Kim: I got one in my quarters. Hold that pose....<turns and runs toward lift> <stops> umm Ma'am. <turns back toward lift and gets in>
Janeway: Didn't you guys ever take anatomy? <goes to her seat shaking her head>
Tuvok: Of course we also took abnormal psychology.
Crewman: Never thought I'd ever have to apply both, at the same time, to my captain though.
<Neelix, B'Ellana, Kim, and Kes run onto the bridge just as Janeway sits>
Janeway: Mr. Paris, get us moving again at Warp 4.
Kim: Damn it. She moved
Paris <turning away from Janeway reluctantly>: Intiating warp engines.
Neelix: Can I walk around that way?
Tuvok: Hell no, Mr. Talaxian.
Paris: Kes is okay though.
Kim: Can I do it too?
Chakotay: And me too
And then I woke up.....
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