Cumbersome Member Syndrome

(Cronan Thompson)

From:         "Cronan" <>
Subject:      Re: Opinions of LMA's "Through an Open Window" FanFiction
Date:         19 Apr 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Message-ID:   <7ejlfm$jo1$>
Organization: If only you knew

Gary Farber wrote
>Sinclair having a "cumbersome member" is a story idea?
></deadpan, w/apologies to LMA, and hopes she has a tolerant sense of

Just thought I'd let you know that you're wrong on this one:  I, myself,
am one of the millions of men in America suffering from Cumbersome Member
Syndrome.  Oh, sometimes it'll shrink down to just "inconvenient" but
most of the time that thing is just, well, cumbersome.  I accidentally
knocked my grandma unconscious with it once when I was helping her out
of her Rascal Scooter!  Boy is that ever embarrassing (let me tell you:
those emergency room types don't exactly believe you until you take that
cumbersome sucker out and show them...)!


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