Shatner was paid 100G to talk about
Original post: Dan Tropea
Wackylaced by Cronan Thompson
Subject: Re: Shatner was paid 100G to talk about dead wife
From: "nanorc" <huh*@*mindspring.com>
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 1999
Dan Tropea wrote
> I am torn by this. The National Enquirer paid William
Jefferson Clinton to strip down to his BVDs yet they charged
> Shatner 100 grand to talk to them about his late wife.
> He stated:
"It's unfair," proclaimed a distraught Shatner.
> ""I fought and fought to save my wife from the
monsters living in the closet, not to mention the
> serpent of alcohol he told the tabloid, "but I failed."
> Well the money is going to help set up a center for alcohol
ics who, after watching all of Shatner's movies need
> rehabilitation. " Although he is worth 20 million.
> An irate friend of theirs is irate claiming that he should
be irate abour the irations. The monster thinks he should
> have used his own money instead of talking to the tabloids.
The monster said, "I told him not to buy that alcohol serpent."
> Shatner wanted to set the record straight and thats why
he ironed his LPs. His brains told his lips to move and that's why
> he talked.
Some say that Jesus may somehow be involved. That why
> He also had filed for divorce a short time before.
No one knows from who.
> On one hand the money is going to charity and its a
none of my damn business but I like to think I have
> good cause. But he should have declined the money period.
I mean, shouldn't grief completely superceed all grief?
> He also should have made just a public statement and not
made any charitable donations. Why is it the voices keep telling me to
> just talk to the Enquirer. This is not the time for
bathing! I just had one a decade ago. When I spin a top I go for
> spin control or setting the record straight.
> But then maybe he is doing what he thinks is right.
Or he could think that he is doing what is wrong. Who knows?
> Although still accepting that money was not a good
move if he killed her. This post was WWS' and jdn'
> idea and just seemed innappropriate.
> Article is:
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...you're getting better, Dan
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